Are you still listening Tudor? Only we were wondering when the masterplan for swimming in Plymouth was going to be available? Rumour has it that the plan (ho ho) will not be available until after Christmas (ho ho ho). I wonder if anyone believed the council when they said it would be available in a few weeks. Anyway, it does not seem to be one of your top priorities.

On another point, we are planning to hand out leaflets outside the new Drake’s Circus shopping mall on a Saturday before Christmas. Please email us via the “Have your say” page on this website if you can help (obviously we will not publish your words).

Finally, what about the planned shutdown at Plympton pool? What are all the swimmers going to do then? Plympton will, we are being told, be closed for 5 weeks for repairs. There is (supposedly) something nasty living under the tiles in the men’s changing room that is making a smell. Who could it be? Answers on the “Have your say” page please.